#king of manifestation

[strawbrrydior]

I can’t believe Tom is married to Heidi fuckint klum like seriously what a bitch he’s got so much power

[notherpuppet]

Dip in the bayou 🎑💦🍹

[measureformeasure]

Elektra in Mycenae, Casey J. King

[judge-tenderly]

okay let’s do a for and against on how likely it is charles will die before he’s been king for a year

against

he was coronated on the 16th of may, we’re in feb now. it’s unlikely he won’t get another 6 months at least because

he has access to the best medical care in the world. no way this wasn’t discovered immediately - giving him the best chance of success

for

hes sooooo old

trisha paytas’s baby is due in may. may has 31 days meaning it’s pretty much an even split chance that she’ll give birth before the 16th

centuries of incest doesn’t just make you ugly, it also SERIOUSLY fucks your health. the best doctors in the world can’t fix genetics that battered

the press don’t know shit. if it were just a melanoma that could be easily cut out the palace would have said so

if manifesting is at all real he’s fucked

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Called it back on January 14th!

And to the 100 people on the poll, from the way things are going, it looks like you might’ve chosen correctly.

Link to the poll even though you can’t vote. But just as proof.

[pechrpeach]

“The moon will sing a song for me

I loved you like the sun”

[follow my twitter?]

[scribefindegil]

Love that the Fellowship has like. A prince. A king. Several nobles. Members of very wealthy and important hobbit families.

. . . . and Sam, who becomes possibly the only democratically elected official in all of Middle-Earth.

[s--strawberry]

edwin losing niko right when he can finally talk about gay crushes and feelings is crazy. what is he suppose to do now ??? talk to charles the crush ? to crystal the situationship of the crush ?? to monty the crow ?? the cat king ??????

i hope niko comes back on the first minute of the second season because i cant do this without her

[ilophilia]

Cardan: Lmao that's so lame you have a crush on me.

Jude: Choose your next words wisely.

Cardan (mocking): Jude has a crush on me, Jude has a crush on me!

Jude, clearing her throat: Why don't we read one of my favourite excerpts then, hm? Jude. Jude, Jude, Jude. Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude Jude-

Cardan: waIT NO-

[agerasiaa]

A crack fic about Lucifer, Vox and Husk making an Alastor Hate Club. And it’s just them once a week bonding over how much they hate Alastor and Husk realizes more and more how he doesn’t actually hate Alastor and is bitter about it, Lucifer randomly trauma dumps about his tragic life, and by each meeting Lucifer and Husk notice how Vox’s sheer hate borderlines on obsession and they share awkward glances every time he starts ranting and shows them his Alastor shrine or something. And when he makes some comments like “Alastor does this and that every day” (some very specific detail about him only a stalker/someone with a long history with Al would know) and the other two are like “how do you know” and he’s like “I just do.”

[szynkaaa]

funny story, back in 2020 I was playing Animal Crossing New Horizon (like everyone else around the time), and made this post on my twitter:

I was really surprised at that time they didn't have a villager based off the Monkey King yet

AND THEN FAST FORWARD TO SEVENTEEN MONTHS LATER NINTENDO ANNOUNCES THIS BRAT

moral of the story, bribery does work. ten dollar well spent.

[amberryxo]

girly girl

[joaniejustwokeup]

DPxDC Prompt:

The next blow sent the human tumbling into the wall. It wheezed and spat up a gob of blood, pulling itself up on trembling arms and legs.

Pathetic.

“So this is the mortal who captured our young king’s attention. The so-called warrior who he trusted with the sacred duty of guarding his core.”

A shadowed hand pinned it to the wall and it uselessly pawed at the blade-like claws pressed against its fragile throat.

“How a weakling like you seduced High King Phantom, I’ll never know.”

The human squeezed its eyes shut. I’m sorry Danny, it mouthed with cracked and bleeding lips.

The impudence.

Slammed into the ruined bricks once more, the human let out a breathless cry.

“You dare address him like that. You dare to call upon his living name!” Dagger sharp teeth dripped shadowy ectoplasm inches from the mortal’s flesh.

“I’m doing him a favor, disposing of you.”

There was silence.

Then.

The human looked up with glowing green eyes.

A wave of unearthly force erupted from its body.

A dual layered voice echoed out from its miserable throat.

“Oh you just made a BIG mistake.”

[cent-scratchnsniff]

green apple flavor

[strandnreyes]

I will never ever be over Carlos spotting TK in the rain and then the bar and thinking ‘him. that’s the one I want. I want him.’ AND THEN HE GOT HIM

[d4rm4nd4]

Briikase gote'tuur!